A year later and I still feel the same way. It was not a successful breakup last year, but I just successfully spent 7 days dairy free!!!
After much thought, consideration, and my expanding waistline I have decided that it’s time for us to break-up.
First of all I would like to thank you for all the good times that we have spent together. I know that I have thoroughly enjoyed all the chocolate milk, grilled cheese sandwiches, mac and cheese, milkshakes, pizza, cheesecake, cupcakes, ice cream, coffee with cream, lattes, bubble teas, mozzarella sticks, nachos, and the blizzards… Really there are too many good things to mention.
This separation will not be a first for us. The 1st and last time that we broke up I quit you COLD turkey. And something interesting happened almost immediately. My skin cleared up, my waistline shrank, the pounds of weight fell off of my body, and my complexion had a glow. Now and then I did miss pizza and ice cream, but there were enough alternatives that I hardly…
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